Well, it IS time for a change, Pippin!

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.




tastefullyoffensive:

Mmmmnope. [x]




fallenangelontheceiling:

 


I think the reason this is bothering me so badly is because I want a relationship before I leave for basic. I want somebody to want me as their own before I head into a year and a half of drill sargeants and 9 o’ clock curfews. I want somebody who wants to meet me at three in the morning and just lay and watch the sky because that sounds so absolutely wonderful and I leave in three months as of Monday. I’m scared out of my mind, and I’m barely holding it together. Please just call me sweetheart and remind me that I’ll be okay for the next 90 days.


hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever


thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.



"Never ruin an apology with an excuse."
Benjamin Franklin (via jamstains)